The next Indian government

Looks like it's going to be a well hung Parliament, so here's what our next Cabinet may look like:

Mayawati: PM. Will put up statues of herself at India Gate , Gateway of India, and Taj Mahal. May sell CBI to a detective agency owned by herself.
Jayalalitha: Home. Will put up giant cutouts of herself at India Gate and Gateway of India, and launch an attack on Sri Lanka using state police forces and CRPF
Prakash Karat: Finance. Will shut down the stock exchange and nationalise airlines and banks
Sitaram Yechury: External Affairs. Will walk out of Indo US nuke deal and sign friendship treaties with Venezuela, North Korea and Iran
Deve Gowda: Defence. Will wake up to sign huge deals that will help all humble farmers become as rich as Bellary barons
Chandrababu: Agriculture. Will introduce IT into the farming sector. Do micrchips grow into mother board trees?
Shibu Soren: HRD. Will sell IIMs to Arindam Chaudhuri and IITs to a coaching class in Kota.

Ok, joking. Sorry if I scared anyone :)
Even if a Third Front government comes to power, it will be with Congress support, and they'll have to pay much heed to the Congress. Plus, the BJD is not accounted for.
But if the Parliament is well hung, it wouldn't be too surprising if the country ends up getting thoroughly screwed.